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Odgovor:Crni humor 11 years 8 months ago #2379

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Ucio Mujo sina Mujicu da pliva i kaze:eh dobro je,skonto si,haj sad probaj sam,i ostavi ga samog.

-Masi rukama Mujice.

-Masi bolan rukama!

-Masi rukama,cujes sta ti vicem,ugusices se!!!

-E hebiga.
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Odgovor:Crni humor 11 years 2 months ago #7136

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:)
Pita nana unuka:
-Sine,kako se zove onaj Svabo sto nam sakri sve po kuci?

- Alzheimer, nano, Alzheimer....
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Odgovor:Crni humor 11 years 2 months ago #7137

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Udze ucitelica u razred.Na tabli malim slovima pise"Penis".Sva ljuta okrene se pa pita "ko je ovo napiso.Tisina niko ne odgovara.Ona uzme spuzvu i izbrise.Sutradan i sta stvar napisana na tabli.samo malo vecim slovima.Ona ^pet "ko je ovo napiso".Niko ne odgovara.I tako svaki dan ona rijec na tabli.Slova sve veca i veca.Svaki put ona trlja tablu sa spuzvom da izbrise.Jednog dana udze u ucionicu a na tabli pise"Sto ga vise trljas on postaje veci":woohoo:
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Odgovor:Crni humor 11 years 1 week ago #8785

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Izlaze crvi iz Titovog groba i pjevaju
" Mi smo Titovi, Tito je nas.
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Odgovor:Crni humor 10 years 5 months ago #14648

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Narodna brzalica



Potrebno je da brzalicu izgovorite što je brže moguće, bez greške - naravno !

Šaš deveterošaš, kako se razdeveterošašio !
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Odgovor:Crni humor 10 years 5 months ago #14677

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Narodne brzalice



Potrebno je da brzalicu izgovorite što je brže moguće, bez greške - naravno !



Prokicošio mi si li se sine?
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Odgovor:Crni humor 10 years 5 months ago #14678

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Narodne brzalice



Potrebno je da brzalicu izgovorite što je brže moguće, bez greške - naravno !



Na livadi konj ućustečen i rasćustečen!
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Odgovor:Crni humor 10 years 5 months ago #14721

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Kakva je slicnost izmedju oblaka i punice?

-Razverdri se dok ih nestane.:ohmy:

:)
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Odgovor:Crni humor 10 years 5 months ago #15308

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A jesil znala kakva je slicnost punice sa vegetom ???
I punica se mijesa u sve.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ucinimo nesto za nas grad
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Odgovor:Crni humor 10 years 5 months ago #15311

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A jesil ti znao kakva je slicnost kompjutera i punice?

I punica te dekonektuje kad hoce i kolko hoce.:laugh: :laugh:
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